some of y’all forget that kirishima canonly says fuck and it really shows
this boy is rowdy I dunno what y’all are on
when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’
petition for the mcelroy brothers to guest star in b99 but as criminals. like mastermind criminals. but they speak in riddles or something. or they speak like they normally do where they interrupt each other so often you lose the main plot
You, broke: straight up shipping spider ham and spider noir
Me, woke: in spider noir’s universe he falls in love with a radio host he saved who looks suspiciously like John Mulaney
JM:
spider noir, tearing up, already thinking about the reception venue for their wedding: i
JM upon meeting a talking pig who sounds suspiciously like him:
anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box
Exodus 25:23-30
well ill be darned
the only thing the bible is clear on is how to make furniture but only because jesus was a carpenter
step one:
artemis fowl movie:
failed step one
The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked
The casting call described him as what now
last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child
“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion
im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions
im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.
I had such hopes.
Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post
I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can
